Star Wars toys then, now and later

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Then: These star wars toys are awesome! there detailed decently, have good posability, awesome packaging, and a diverse selection across all six films! what more could you ask for?!

Now: Dude these toys suck. their detailing is mediocre, the posability has been sacrificed for safety and budgetary reasons, mostly budgetary because SOMEONE thought it would be a good idea to put the entire budget into packaging, and almost all the selection is from episode 7. like wtf hasbro.

Later: Star wars toys will be unpainted and unposable, the toy will disintegrate into dust upon looking at it the wrong way because we don't want children cutting themselves, the packaging will be too good, and the selection will only be from the Aunt Beru pours blue milk scene in episode 4.
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